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pigeoncatunderscore:

do you. do you even want a story

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druzysaur:

TUMBLR USER - “You know, you can just rotate a cow in your mind if you want. It’s free and the cops can’t stop you.”

AUTHORITY - What did he say? You can’t stop him? Oh, he’s got another think coming.

CONCEPTUALIZATION - What an intriguing idea, though! Maybe you should let him get away with it…

  1. “As an officer of the law, I demand that you cease rotating the cow.”
  2. “Whoa, cool! I want to try.”

THOUGHT GAINED: Rotating Cow


(if pursued the rotating cow thought adds an animated rotating cow to the corner of your screen. the cow does nothing and cannot be dismissed, since the cops can’t stop you.)

lakevida:

why did tumblr make a whole tab for five pictures of the guy from one piece

tittyinfinity:

effemimaniac:

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do you not remember the free the nipple protests at all it is literally saying exactly that. like that was their whole thing. you shouldn’t need ~consent~ from onlookers to exist with a body in a public space.

Literally the main concern of the free the nipple movement is that women being topless is considered “non-consentually flashing people” while it’s just normal for men to do it

It shouldn’t have to be said, but if you’re bashing on women actually being topless then you’re actively working AGAINST the movement

yesent1324:

forgottenbones:

ouch pic.twitter.com/SzU7gnCem3  — internet hall of fame (@InternetH0F) July 25, 2023ALT

The proper answer is yes

theotherendcomics:

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Curses are actually way easier than money conjuring. This comic is so fake

prohaloplayer:

sanitymakesposts:

prohaloplayer:

radiationcat196:

prohaloplayer:

do you think a dude ever had sex with another guy

it might be difficult to figure out. consult the scriptures

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these scriptures just have pictures of dudes kissing and groping each other

Penetration, my liege?

not now my dearest advisor i need to read these scriptures

tropicalscream:

finger-licking good

and its ontological opposite:

toe-sucking evil

ladyinsertnamehere:

shrimpsisbugs:

jb-blunk:

testing-stormneko:

jb-blunk:

testing-stormneko:

jb-blunk:

in this terrifying world you continuously have the power to offer someone else a little relief . why would you withhold that. do you remember what a little relief feels like? it feels like a lot

excuse me? are you suggesting i frolic directly into someone’s emotional space and assume what brings them relief, potentially causing more stress? are you encouraging people to reach past their own boundaries to help, increasing net suffering if it costs more than the other gains? surely not; that would be advocating for emotional self-harm.

this is a post about the woman who waived my late fee at the bank .

good for you, good for her, the wording on the initial post feels closer to blaming people who don’t reach out than celebrating those who do by a large enough margin that i feel the need to hit back

you are a tar pit

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I know I’ve reblogged this already today but I like. this point

pruane2:

prohaloplayer:

pruane2:

prohaloplayer:

blondebrainpower:

Angelina Jolie promoting “Hackers” in 1994

honestly she was right though

i wonder if you can still do this

we’re doing it right now, friend

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WHAT!!!